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January 9, 2024     "Reality leaves a lot to the imagination." —John Lennon   1 After Iowa School Shooting, 'Grace' for the Shooter's Parents The parents of the 17-year-old who killed a sixth-grader and wounded seven others in a shooting at his small-town Iowa high school last week said in a statement Monday that they "had no inkling he intended the horrible violence he was about to inflict." Keep reading   2 Kimmel Skewers Aaron Rodgers in 7-Minute Monologue Jimmy Kimmel returned to the air Monday night and spent the first seven minutes of his show skewering Aaron Rodgers. Keep reading   From our sponsors Always Squirt Dish Soap in Your Bath at Night, Here's Why Managing a house can get overwhelming, leaving little time for self-care and managing our responsibilities. But fear not! We've compiled a list of 29 genius tips and tricks to make managing and taking care for your house a little easier. From cleaning hacks to maintenance tips, our team has curated the best advice to help you navigate taking care of your home. See List >     At a Glance Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh and quarterback JJ McCarthy celebrate with the trophy after their win against Washington in the national championship NCAA College Football Playoff game Monday, Jan. 8, 2024, in Houston. (AP Photo/David J. Phillip) Keep reading   3 France's New PM Is Nation's Youngest, and Openly Gay Gabriel Attal was named Tuesday as France's youngest-ever prime minister, as President Emmanuel Macron seeks a fresh start for the rest of his term amid growing political pressure from the far right. Keep reading   4 Trump Prosecutor Accused of 'Improper' Relationship The Fulton County district attorney has been accused of hiring her romantic partner as the special prosecutor in her office's prosecution of former President Trump for alleged election interference. Keep reading   5 Golden Globes Host: Yeah, Taylor Swift Joke Was 'Weird' Golden Globes host Jo Koy is responding to the backlash over his performance at the awards show in general, and his joke about Taylor Swift specifically. Keep reading   6 Ecuador Drug Kingpin Disappears From Cell Ecuador launched a massive manhunt and declared a state of emergency after the leader of a powerful drug gang vanished from the prison where he was being held Sunday and prison riots broke out across the country. Keep reading     7 2023 Saw a Shocking Number of Civilian Casualties A staggering 33,846 civilians were killed or injured in armed violence amid global conflict in 2023, according to Action on Armed Violence (AOAV)—and that's the highest number since the monitoring group started keeping records in 2010. Keep reading   8 United Says It Found Loose Bolts on Grounded Jets United Airlines says it has found loose bolts on door plugs on several of its Boeing 737 Max 9 jets during inspections carried out after one of the panels blew out during an Alaska Airlines flight. Keep reading   This Day in History On Jan. 9, 2020, Chinese state media said a preliminary investigation into recent cases of viral pneumonia had identified the probable cause as a new type of coronavirus. Find out what else happened on this date here.   From the Newser Archives On this day in 2019: Penny Found in Cafeteria Change Is 'the Holy Grail'   Yesterday's Most-Read Stories   From Our Sponsors Manage your subscriptions  |  Unsubscribe from Newser emails  |  Privacy Policy We'd love to hear from you. Send us a note at feedback@newser.com. Read our stories on MSN. Newser, LLC  |  1395 Brickell Avenue  |  Suite 800  |  Miami, Florida  |  33131 © 2024 Newser, LLC. All rights reserved